NAME: BARON IAN CAMPBELL O.B.P OF BURRY PORT
KNOWN AS: CROCODILE, SYMBOLS
BATTING STYLE: RIGHT HAND MIDDLE ORDER
BOWLING STYLE: YOU MUST BE JOKING
PREVIOUS CLUBS: CLYDESDALE CC (GLASGOW)

COMMENTS: GENUINE MEMBER OF THE PEERAGE, BARON IAN CAMPBELL OF BURRY PORT, O.B.P.; M.R.C.M.B. HAS ARRIVED AT WALTHAM TO BE AMONG THE COMMON PEOPLE, AND IS TRYING HIS BEST TO BLEND IN BY ADOPTING THE ODOUR OF A VETS' WAITING ROOM (FELINE RENAL UNIT).

A NEW RECRUIT TO THE GLOVE-MAN'S UNION, IAN CAN BE OFTEN SEEN ATTEMPTING TO STOP BYES VIA ANY MEANS POSSIBLE, CHEST/KNEES/FACE, SOMETIMES EVEN GLOVES.

OF AN EVENING IAN ENJOYS NOTHING FURTHER THAN A QUIET BOOGIE, AND CAN BE SEEN SHAKING A MEAN HOOF AROUND MANY OF HAMPSHIRE'S NIGHT-SPOTS, WHERE HE IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE ABOUT TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST WHILST IN THE THROES OF AN EPILEPTIC FIT BEING SIMULTANEOUSLY ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF ANGRY INVISIBLE WASPS.