NAME: DAVE ODDIE
KNOWN AS: DODDIE OR DODDS
BATTING STYLE: RH TOP ORDER
BOWLING STYLE: RIGHT ARM MEDIUM
PREVIOUS CLUBS: EXETER UNIVERSITY CC

COMMENTS:
DODDS IS CURRENTLY SEEKING SPONSORSHIP WITH WALLS, MATTESONS AND PLESTED PIES AS THESE ARE PARTICULAR AREAS OF EXPERTISE. DAVID ASKS "IF ANYTHING WITTY CAN BE ADDED ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FOOD-RELATED TOPIC PLEASE FEEL FREE". THIS IS; HOWEVER, EXTREMELY UNLIKELY AS NOTHING TOPS A DODDIE FOOD GAG. NEVER MIND "FEEL FREE", MORE LIKE "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE".

CELEBRITY COMMENT ON MR. ODDIE "WITH AN ARSE THAT SIZE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BOWLER" - FREDDIE TRUMAN.