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NAME:
DAVE
ODDIE
KNOWN AS: DODDIE OR DODDS
BATTING STYLE: RH TOP ORDER
BOWLING STYLE: RIGHT ARM MEDIUM
PREVIOUS CLUBS: EXETER UNIVERSITY CC
COMMENTS:
DODDS IS CURRENTLY
SEEKING SPONSORSHIP WITH WALLS, MATTESONS AND PLESTED PIES AS
THESE ARE PARTICULAR AREAS OF EXPERTISE. DAVID ASKS "IF ANYTHING
WITTY CAN BE ADDED ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FOOD-RELATED TOPIC
PLEASE FEEL FREE". THIS IS; HOWEVER, EXTREMELY UNLIKELY AS NOTHING
TOPS A DODDIE FOOD GAG. NEVER MIND "FEEL FREE", MORE LIKE "BUY
ONE GET ONE FREE".
CELEBRITY
COMMENT ON MR. ODDIE "WITH AN ARSE THAT SIZE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
A BOWLER" - FREDDIE TRUMAN.
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