A LOYAL SERVANT OF THE CROWN BY PROFESSION, ANDY POSSESSES THE POSITIVE CHIRPINESS ASSOCIATED WITH THOSE WHO KEEP WICKET.

ANDY IS WALTHAM'S ANSWER TO PAUL COLLINGWOOD WITHOUT THE GINGERNESS, IN FACT ALMOST WITHOUT ANY HAIR AT ALL - DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE FROM ONE WHO SPORTED THE REGULATION BUBBLE PERM AND TACHE WHICH WERE THE HEIGHT OF FASHION WHEN TWO TRIBES WENT TO WAR.

HE REGISTERED HIS MAIDEN (AND SO FAR ONLY) LEAGUE FIFTY AT HEDGE END, AND GUESTS OCCASIONALLY FOR THE FIRSTS AS A TOKEN FIELDER USUALLY HUNG OVER HAVING BEEN UP UNTIL 3AM THE NIGHT BEFORE HAVING CONSUMED SEVERAL BOTTLES OF RED WINE AND STILL MANAGING TO DEMONSTRATE HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE.

THE RECIPIENT OF THE CLUB FIELDING AWARD IN 2004, HE IS OF DIMINUTIVE STATURE AND WHILST IN NO WAY SUFFERING FROM NAPOLEON'S SYNDROME HE DID HAVE TO REMOVE HIS BATTING HELMET AT HIS FIRST NET SESSION TO REVEAL A MARRIED MAN IN THIS THIRTIES RATHER THAN THE COLT AGAINST WHOM THE CLUB'S PACEMEN WERE GOING TO TAKE IT EASY.